Natalicious

OK, I might be a little slow with this one.
I just recently heard it when I read one of the blogs I follow, http://transan.blogg.se, which you should check out by the way!
Now back to the song..
It's catchy x]

It's in swedish, but there is a translation under the video ;P
I'm not trying to make it rhyme, just simply translating so you know what the song is about ^^'




Who are you to tell me
in what hole I'm supposed to stop my thing
I was bullied in school
and judged at my work
A gay has to be
a sissy and posh

You think your life's hard
But I'm a mother
First there's delivery
and then there's breast-feeding
Diapers and gruel
For all of my money
I wake up 4:30am
Cause the kid is crying

It's not easy being from China
See everything slanted is a fucking pain in the ass
4 little dishes, noodles and rice
Not so strange that you pass gas

Chorus: Gay, mother, Chinese
I am gay, I'm a mother, Chinese

A gay is supposed to be bitchy
and listen to schlager (look it up :P)
Quelle bullshit!
I puke 'til I'm skinny
Who is what
when I'm flirting?
Do I have to wave
with a rainbow-flag?

A minute in front of the mirror
just forget about it
I have vomit to clean up
and a potty to empty
"When are we there"
"What's for dinner today?"
Bolibompa on tv
every single day

Eating with sticks
We smoke opium
to calm our senses
Wrapped up feet
in kid size 6
I'm ugly and I'm yellow
and I can't even walk

Chorus: Gay, mother chinese .....

Dance in Rio, wake up in a porn-cinema
Home by nine so I call Josefine

I hear the phone ringing
But I'm running to day care
Dreaming of Paris
But I live here in Bagis

People always think you're from Japan
I'm really sick and tired of fried banana

Chorus: Gay, mother, chinese



I'll probably have this song stuck in my head for the rest of the day xP